Montana Dad, Early Life.
Montana Dad Was born into a family of four in a small rv on June 22nd 1971 in jenkintown pa. His mother and his father had no job. And were too lazy to be able to do so. during his early life, he was taught how to hunt deer with a bb gun for the family to feast on. if your wondering how he how killed dear with a bb gun, he was taught by his father how to perfectly hit any living thing in the head with such a weak weapon. His brother moved out when we he was only 2, and pursued a life in the hood. His father became too lazy to hunt for the family, so he was the one who put food on the table. The family didnt have that much money, so they couldn't really afford food. Montana dad started kindergarten when he was 6. He was OK in elementary school, but middle school really proved challenging for Montana dad.
1980s
He was bullied by the jocks for constantly wearing white tank tops to school. Slowly but surely, he managed to build a group of equally poor redneck kids. Montana dad asked his father how to fight, and he was told the bare minimum. Essentially, what his father learned while in the poorest parts of town while fighting the various threats around him with his bare hands. Montana dad decided to start picking fights in the back of the school with the kids who demeaned him previously. With the help of his buddies, he won. Slowly but surely, he RULED the school. He was hailed as a king. In terms of social hierarchy, the kids who once demeaned him were now his slaves. However High school would prove to be a bit of a challenge for Montana dad.
Montana dad became violent, and his heart turned into a heart of stone and snow, as cold as a refrigerated water bottle., he feared. He started to assert his dominance into anyone to demean him. He hated the goldbergs, FUCK the goldbergs, screw the goldbergs, strife the goldbergs, Montana dad always viewed them as this perfect family who believed they were better than everyone else. But the one kid he hated the most out of all of them was Adam.
Montana dad didnt like adam because he was an annoying prick who always made movies. He didnt really like adam. Anything bad that happened to adam, would be resolved or turned in adams favor. The Second strongest honcho in the school tried to steal adams video camera. But was pinned down the third strongest honcho in the school, Barry. Barry wasn't all too nice to adam but had the instincts of the brotherly. Montana dad didnt want to harm adam,(Knowing the implications.)
but find a way to steal his video camera, and sell it to a pawn shop so he can support his still struggling family. So one day, while adam was video editing in the school library with one of those massive fucking video editing gizmos his family was able to afford him. Montana dad stole his camera, but was caught in the act by barry, who was passing him by. Barry grabbed the video camera from montana dad, but montana dad wasnt done yet, and said
Barry could have just not shown up, but he wanted to rise the ranks too. At the pawn shop, Montana dad was strong, knew how to fight, and was tough. Montana dad blew a few punches, kicks, barry ordered a kick to the groin. Montana dad lost, money, power, and dominance, and he was angry. Montana dad was disappointed in himself, he lay on the ground in the parking lot and then got up. He walked home with blood coming from his mouth, he was a genocidal wreck. Soon after everyone heard about what happened, Montana dad fell out of favor, barry was closely guarded by his newfound goons and was celebrated, nobody was scared of montana dad. He knew he could never get that camera. And the memory haunted him for years.
1990s
In the high school years coming, he was sick of the Pennsylvania proud. And wanted to move somewhere quiet. So he chose montana. He took up a job at mcdonalds, and managed to get enough money over the course over high school to purchase the family's first-ever vehicle. A billys cars model 76 Pickup the trash pickup truck. He then moved out, and took the drive to montana. He crashed the car multiple times, but managed to make it to montana. He settled in kevin montana He took up a job there and lived in his car, and bought a house 2 years later. He eventually met eden while working, and the two talked and then got together.
They got married, and eden moved in with Montana dad.
(This is Her)
After 18 years of being together, in 2010
They had 4 kids. Robert Jr, Petrisa, Jordan, and the Football Kid. The football kid forgot his own name. 4 years later Montana dad realized raising 4 kids was a task he couldn't handle, so he said “I'm gonna leave for some milk” secretly packed his belongings, and left. Montana dad traveled downstate, to Butte Montana. he got into a relationship with an unknown female and had two children, Braden Sportson, and Samuel Sportson. Braden was a child from the wifes previous family with her other divorced husband, and was often tasked with taking care of samuel and doing copious amounts of chore work. Braden Sportson hated this one kid in his school, and burned down and blew up hated kids gas station, and then ran away. Everything was normal and robust for some years, until samuel took up a five nights at freddys addiction in 2017. His eyes turned black when he was angry, and his mother was convinced he was actually insane. She told montana dad she was leaving, montana dad tried to convince her to stay, but she left. Right before she left, she told samuel she now lived the walls of the house forever and she couldnt speak but was always there. He actually believed that and she left. He proceeded to be addicted to fnaf for the next 3 years, until a girl in a red dress sitting atop a speaker caught his eye.



